Hey guys, Stan here. I don’t have any funny quips or movie lines this time. I’m a little down. Victor Cruz went down, the Giants got shut out and there was a tie last week in the NFL. I hate ties. I’m not going to be cliche and say that ties are like kissing your sister, but I will say that ties suck. Ties are the reason I refuse to watch soccer unless its during the World Cup. And of course, when theres a tie in the NFL, theres gotta be that one idiot that comes out and says, “I didn’t know there were ties in the NFL.” How do you not know there are ties in the NFL? Don’t football players watch the NFL? If you worked at McDonald’s would you also “not know” that theres a dollar menu?
Damn right I get to be Redman. Meth
earned my respect as I got older, but there was no rapper a young Rob DiRe wanted to be more than Red in his prime. Dude was the
Virgin Mary of cool, handpicked by the one true God to bring swag down from the heavens. Stan, you can keep Meth.
And its all day back and forth like Red and Meth…in this scenario I guess this makes me Meth? I don’t know. Anyway, this is about the time in the season where teams start to realize who they are. I think this is also the time of year where Rob and I start to wonder if the now coach-less Raiders will win any games this year.
Hey guys, Rob here, and it is my turn to write the opening. However, in lieu of a short paragraph describing why my rankings are better than Stan’s, here are a list of quotes that Stan has made about the Bucceneers over the past four weeks:
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